Perfection

My friend Theresa posted this on her blog...I'm not positive if she wrote it or not, but either way it is pretty cool....and very true.

"The Perfect Man...

Now, I have heard that the "perfect man" doesn't exist, by a number of highly respectable people. But Pleaaasse, send my apologies to Oprah because I refuse to submit to this nonsense. The perfect man DOES exist, and he's not as hard to find as people think!

What women today need to do is reassess their definitions of "Perfection". It seems that "Perfect" is all too often being mistaken for "WORSHIP" and when a woman "feels" that she is no longer the literal source of her boyfriend/husband/significant other's oxygen intake, He doesn't "appreciate" her anymore and should be imeddiately burnt at the stake.

I am sorry, maybe I am not up to date on the "How to be a snot-faced-hard-to-Deal-with-everybody-hates me- Princess manual" But ladies, through the course of history science had proven a number of highly remarkable things, one of which, is that you're boyfriend can inhale on his own. It's called the respiratory system, and its main function is to ensure that your lovie is breathing, whether he is with YOU or not.

I don't mean be harsh, but women would be a lot happier if they would just recognize that all men aren't the devil. They need to Stop watching all these soap operas and movies, that portray the PERFECT man as being someone who would literally walk bare foot one-hundred miles through the worse snow storm of the century, while singing "you are my sunshine", just to retrieve the left sock that you PURPOSELY left at your grandmothers.

It's not going to happen ladies...Only a moron would even attempt a task such as that. And for those girls who are like, "my boyfriend would do that for ME!" You're wrong, or at least let's hope you're wrong. Because if he would, that would make your boyfriend an Idiot, and we all know that the "perfect man" can't be that!

No, he has to be a genius, the kind of Doogie Houser genius. This way, you and your friends will never be capable of having a real conversation with him because through out the two years you were in beauty school, you never attained a FRACTION of the intelligence he acquired in the eight years at Harvard Medical School. (That's a winner.) So, six months later when you're feeling useless, unappreciated, and heaven forbid, normal, you're going to hate him for not acknowledging that you are in fact the female equivalent to God, and thus should be treated like a God, not as though you could possibly be like anyone else every brought into existence!
Puh-leasss ladies, read the following carefully, because if you can store even the smallest bit information that is written below, you may have a chance at happiness in love, which will result in the happiness in life….

The perfect man isn't a genius, he doesn't hang on your every word, and he doesn't do EVERYTHING you ask of him. He is in fact normal, and he will probably forget your anniversary or birthday at least once in your life. He will probably break something trying to fix it, he will probably lock the kids in the car a couple of times, and he will DEFINITELY say the wrong things. But you have realize that it's the flaws in a man that will make him "perfect". It's the fact that you CAN have a real conversation with him, without feeling stupid and that he DOES treat you like a normal person. It's that every time you're with him, you get to laugh at his mistakes, his lousy jokes, and the stupid things that he tries, but doesn't successfully achieve, doing for YOU. It's the fact that he'll tell you, "NO" or that YOU are being ridiculous, that YOU are over-reacting, that YOUR cooking is HORRIBLE, lol… and that it's okay, because to him, it's YOUR flaws that make YOU perfect."