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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

The best decision I ever made was to start turning off my phone when I go to sleep at night. Anything anyone wants to tell me can be told between the hours of 6:30am and 10:30pm.

I think I should put that on my voicemail. Like those annoying voicemails when offices are closed.

"You have reached the voicemail of Lisa Stratton. My eyes are currently closed. Please call back between between the hours of 6:30am and 10:30pm and I would be happy to assist you. If you need immediate attention...well...you're screwed because I only have one phone number. Thank you."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bah ha ha ha! I LOVE it!

-D

Ashley said...

That's awesome, lol. And God how I love that Taylor Swift song. SO much. And love your new blog template as well.